You devoured Volume 1 and came back for more. Here are 15 brand new Leo memes covering texting habits, group chat energy, and that thing where you rehearse arguments in the shower.
Love you: 47 texts, voice notes, memes, morning selfies
Neutral: "lol ok"
Done with you: *seen*
Backup activity:
Accepting a Grammy speech for an album they never recorded
9:00 AM: *sends 14 messages about plans nobody asked about*
9:30 AM: "why is nobody responding?"
9:31 AM: "fine I'll just plan everything myself AGAIN"
10:00 AM: *sends detailed itinerary with dress code*
— A Leo who has checked their ex's Instagram story 11 times today, screenshotted a suspicious comment, and written a 3-paragraph text they'll never send
Constructive criticism: 🙂 (internally screaming)
Praise: immediately screenshots it, tells 4 people, and updates their LinkedIn bio
1. Confusion
2. Denial ("they're just busy")
3. Anger ("HOW DARE")
4. Dramatic monologue to no one
5. Post a selfie looking incredible
6. "I don't even care"
7. Care intensely
Draft 1: "Hey, that kinda hurt my feelings"
Draft 2: "Just so you know, I'm upset"
Draft 3: "It's fine"
What they actually send: "lol k 👍"
"When is it my turn"
"I have a better story"
"How do I make this about me without making it about me"
"Okay I'll wait 3 more seconds"
"Nope, going in"
Plot twist:
They're still the director, producer, and lead actor. You're the love interest with great lighting.
What you meant: criticism
What the Leo heard: "you're so powerful and captivating that my small human brain cannot fully process your energy"
— Every sign except Leo, who is thriving because now they have an audience for their 15-minute tangent about process improvement
Morning: "Ugh, I look terrible"
*walks past a mirror 10 minutes later after doing nothing different*
"Actually, I'm breathtaking"
Translation guide:
"haha" = I'm bored
"HAHAHA" = mildly amused
"I'M SCREAMING 💀💀💀" = smiled once
*actually laughing* = sends a voice note about it
Also Leo:
*posts selfie, checks likes 47 times in the next hour, deletes it if it doesn't hit 100 likes, reposts with better lighting*
You: "Tell me about yourself"
Leo: *takes a deep breath*
You are now 45 minutes into their origin story and they haven't asked your name yet but somehow you're completely enchanted
If Volume 1 and 2 weren't enough to capture your entire Leo experience, submit your own meme and we might add it to Volume 3.
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